dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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