Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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