So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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