My sheets look like a crime scene.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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it's great music for shaving your balls
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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