big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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