Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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