I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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