he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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