Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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