i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
