what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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