So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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