So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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