Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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