I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
is it fun? or sober?
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