Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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