Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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