it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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