Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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