Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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