your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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