Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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