when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
