Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
