i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
A+ Viking dick
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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