Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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