If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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