if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
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Wipe that smile off your face.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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