i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Can you repeat that, but with context?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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