she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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