Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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