Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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