If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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