i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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