I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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