I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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