I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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