girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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