He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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