Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
no more duck duck goose at the bar
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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