Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I will be naked everywhere
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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