so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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