i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
