is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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