just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
