Your tits are I can't wait for
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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