: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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