all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
