time to smoke my breakfast
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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