dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
