i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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