i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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