ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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