i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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