I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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