it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I think I am morally bankrupt
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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