Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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